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THIS WORLD. If you think you can't
handle it, hit the back button immediately and leave this page!!! But if
you're up for SILLY MADNESS,
COCONUT style... stay tune!
BEWARE OF THE CRAZY
Our story begins... Now that our dearest
Franceschino is playing for Barcelona, he will be living in Spain, right?
Yes, chico, just
In that case... Nadia has
offered to give him free Spanish lessons!!!
Erin: (laughs like a madman)
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Coco is taking Spanish lessons from someone
who doesn't even speak proper Spanish?!?!?!?! That's the funniest thing I've
heard in YEARS!!!"
Nadia: (arms crossed in front
of chest) "Very funny, Erin! Contrary to what you think, I do
understand Spanish. I may not speak proper Spanish but I can certainly teach
him the basics!!!"
Erin: "I'd like to see
you try!!!" (still laughing like a madman)
Nadia: (ignores laughing Erin)
"Fine. Whatever." (turns to a nervous-looking Coco) "Allora,
chico, sei pronto per la prima lezione di spagnolo con me, la belissima
profesoressa Nadia Aimar???" (thunders and lightnings strikes behind
the standing Nadia)
Amy (Dolcissima18): "Err,
Nadia, let's just use English, ne? Some people out there don't speak Italian
and they want to know how the story goes..."
Coco: (with Italian accent)
"But I don't speak English!"
Amy: (rolls his eyes)
"Honey, you just did."
Coco: (realizes what he had
just said) "Oh, yes, you are right!!!"
Nadia: (waves her hand
dismissively) "All right, all right... we'll use English! Now, let's
begin the lesson! Coco, say something in Spanish!"
Coco: (dumbstruck) "Whaaat???
How??? I don't know any Spanish!!!"
Nadia: "Just say
Amy: (whispers it to Coco)
"Say: estoy perdido sin Amy..."
Coco: "Estoy perdido
Nadia: (angrily) "WHAAAAT?!?!?!
Do you actually think I am going to let Amy trick me into taking you away
from my side???"
Coco: (dumbfounded) "What
did I say?"
Nadia: "AMY! Stop
whispering words to her!!!" (turns to Coco) "We'll keep it simple.
Try to say: hello, Nadia, good day! You look very beautiful!"
Coco: (looks desperate)
"I don't know..."
Erin: (telepathically) "Allo,
Nadia, bonjour!!! Tu es très stupide!!!"
Coco: (smiles proudly)
"GOT IT!!! Allo, Nadia, bonjour!!! Tu es très
Nadia: (angrily) "Will
everyone stop bugging me?!?!?! I am trying to teach him some Spanish
Amy: (innocently) "But
you don't speak Spanish, Nadia. Yes, I know you're Spanish... well, only
half that is... but... still... even my Spanish is better..."
(pushes Nadia from a cliff that appeared suddenly out of nowhere)
"Well, now, Coco, we've gotten rid of that evil Nadia... let's study
Erin: "QUICK!!! She's
starting to speak in Japanese!!!"
Amy: "Iie! Now,
Coco, the first thing you must learn is to say the greetings! Buenos dias
means ohayou gozaimasu, buenas tardes means konnichiwa
and buenas noches means konbanwa!" (makes a sickeningly
sweet face) "Wakarimasuka(?)"
Coco: (tiredly) "What in
the world is she talking about?"
Erin: (arrives with a police
squad) "Arrest her. She is abusing two languages at the same time! Life
sentence!!! Life sentence!!!" (while the police squad arrests Amy and
drags her away, she winks at Coco in a very demure way) "See you
later!" (leaves with Amy and the squad)
Coco: "Mi caro Dio...
cosa è successo???"
Fio (Orange Blossom 7):
"Ciao, Coco! I am the new Spanish teacher... let's study, shall
Coco: (stands up abruptly)
Fio: "Why not???"
Coco: "I know Spanish
already! Hear this... yo soy Francesco Coco, un jugador de futbol
de Italia. Por favor, váyase!!! Me vuelvo loco!!! Adios!!!"
(runs away from the room)
"Well, why didn't he just say he knew Spanish already??" (thinks
thoughtfully) "Then again... I don't know if he knows the difference
between the verbs ser and estar already or not... I must find
out. If he doesn't know, I must bring him to Nadia for explanation!!!"
(chases Coco) "Wait!!! COCO!!!!! DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SER
Coco: (screams as he
Now that we have finished
torturing Coco with Spanish lessons... well, sort of... we are going to
leave you to study Spanish on your own! Anyone interested? We can teach
you!!! *wink* ^_^
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